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Chocolate Time

It's a euphemistic slang, common among college girls, to say that they need to defecate urgently (etymologically in reference to the turd's collor).
"It's '''chocolate time'''" That's what one of the gals in the back of the class whispered to one of her friends to make room.
by Imperador dos 10K Calendários December 26, 2023
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Chocolate Device

A bottle, jug, carton, or any other air-tight container consisting of various substances that are offensive to the nostril that you convince other people to smell.

The steps of making a "Chocolate Device",

1) Find an airtight container (preferably a glass bottle)
2) Gather up various substances that rot. I recommend having at least one liquid i.e milk, orange juice, or urine. Also to put foods or a corpse of a deceased creature like a rat, lizard, or bird.
3) Close the container nice and tight
4) Either leave it in the sun, or bury it.
5) After waiting for a good month or two, get it and show it to a unsuspecting family member or friend to take a good wiff of it.
Gilbert is such a dumb-ass, he smelled my Chocolate Device and puked.
by Mario Felix April 28, 2011
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Chocolate bar

A bar full with sometimes bloody diarrhea if it’s mint flavored if it’s normal it’s just a sharp poop, and if it’s melted it’s diarrhea
Man this chocolate bar feels like the sharp poo I had this morning
by THIS PERSON IS DOPE January 24, 2022
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Chocolate-Duster

chocolate-duster. when you blow coco powder in a butthole and then they fart in your face.
Yeah bro, she totaly got me with that chocolate-duster. Had milk and cookies after.
by seanzy928 September 6, 2020
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chocolate covered turtle

A female breast, covered in chocolate
I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle
by Black Man Named Bludge October 10, 2016
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chocolate party hat

When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.
After a long night banging your mom in the ass, I walked away with a chocolate party hat.
by Itsmegod November 14, 2012
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Chocolate Kiss

When two buttholes touch as if they were kissing
by Ethel Winestein May 6, 2021
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