the smallest bird

Opposite of the biggest bird.

1) I'm the biggest bird
2) nah u the smallest bird

by CrimsonGuy64 March 27, 2023

early bird hustle

One who sneaks out of work and leaves early.

Hey have you seen Fernando? Naw man I think he did an early bird hustle today.

by DBoy June 27, 2014

bash the butcher bird

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.

Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.

by Jocky210 September 1, 2025

papa birding

When renowned whisky expert and all-around great guy Dave Broom dribbles whisky from his mouth into a (willing) participant’s mouth, and then provides on-the-spot tasting notes.

“Oh wow! Look at Sherry over there papa birding - I wonder how much she had to pay for that.”

by tdims December 9, 2023

stomped a bird

when you get rid of some annoying person in your life

Guy 1: Hey man how's joe doing?
Guy 2: Good, he just stomped a bird.
Guy 1: Sick

by yaboicuulin September 29, 2017

Bird hunting

When you are on the hunt for things to re reowner items you can grab and re sell for a profit

Me an my homie got some bad ass shit when we went bird hunting yesterday

by Wylder youngan April 5, 2023

Social Media Bird

An individual who expresses meaningless, unimportant advice or opinions constantly on social media, essentially showing them as a “chirping” bird

Person 1: “why is this guy/girl posting sm abt how nowadays females/niggas ain’t shit”

Person 2: they’re a social media bird, ignore em

by ifwerebeingveryhonest7 July 19, 2023