Alex bartolo

His ass needs to breath

Hey guys it's me Alex Bartolo my ass needs to breath

by anonymous August 2, 2022

Alex

a guy who wants to get dominated by raymond from acnh. if you ever meet a fuckwit called Alex please go execute him immediately and make sure you store his remains in a fridge at ikea 🥰🥰🥰🖕🖕

person: i hate alex
person 2: same

by aimsniee May 6, 2020

Alex

An absolute unit, makes everybody around him look like normies.

Alex is a bitch stealing, mega-unit

by AlexUrBoi November 8, 2019

Alex

Alex is a tall Sasquatch male he is always on his phone ignoring ppl like a got a whole social life to keep up with he like girls that think like rocks which is strange he is cocky and is shit at call of duty if u come across this dude u need to runnnnnn or he will jump u periodt

Omg is that Alex
Yes bro he’s always on his phone texting and ignoring his “friends”

by Doraislitasf November 29, 2019

Alex

A loser that gets bullied by everyone that he owns. Gets butt raped by every boy he meets. Loses fathers every year.

Alex is a loser

by Bitchbro November 17, 2018

alex

hes so goofyy ahhhh

Alex is GOOFYY

by hehegoofy November 4, 2022

Alex Lomuto

A man who is desperate for greek womens toes and contemplates him suckling on their velumptious nails. He is also a known farmer of small teams such as Collingwood and Boroondara. His favourite thing to do is to be close to Max De Souza. He especially likes when Max calls him his little pre npl king. They also regularly flick each others nipples in a sexual act. His favourite excirsize is jawline excersizes which he regularly flashes to greek girls. He runs Mount Waverely and is king of the canteen his favourite meal is a chocolate cookie.

Alex Lomuto farms small teams.

by gigachadmale123 August 20, 2023