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Off your cunt

Similar to off your nut, but reserved for extreme cases in which the person has almost no control of themselves anymore - usually due to high drug consumption.
"Dan how much have you sniffed tonight? You're completely off your cunt"

"I'm not surprised you don't remember last night, you were completely off your cunt"
by ZzScotty January 18, 2019
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your dad lesbian

6th graders favorite comeback, its WAY WORSE than "your mom gay" like if you say it, the person you saying it too dies, like DAYYUM
bob: hey Steve, your dad lesbian.

steve: *dies instantly*
by qqDad January 26, 2019
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Chumming your kori

New England Gypsy/Romany slang for jerking off
Where the hell were you? Chumming your kori?
by ajc929me September 18, 2018
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Descaling your fish

Sam, I walked in on you descaling your fish!
by Whatkindoftree May 16, 2018
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Open your dick

A term of slang a woman will tell a man who is bad mouthing her. In a moment of fury when you can’t get the proper words out, “open your dick” is a quick alter to “open your mouth.”
“Open your dick again and I’ll hit you”

“I’m from the North End and if you want to open your dick we can fight about it”
by Cuckolds hockey team May 24, 2018
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Your barber is showing

When your hair cut looks bad.

You need a shape-up.
Your barber gave you a bad haircut.
Get a new haircut.
Your hair looks like shit.
Evelinda: Hey Louis, your barber is showing.
Louis: No its not. I just didn't do my hair today...
by Sarcassm June 30, 2019
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Zoink your noodle

To take someone's virginity.
"I want to zoink your noodle tonight"
"Did you see that girl? I would so zoink her noodle."
by Dwigt July 9, 2019
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