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Urban Dictionary

1. A place where people go to find how amazing they are by searching up their names.

2. A place where people go to find racist words.

3. A place where people go to find stupidly sexual things that connect to either foods or words.
John: Hey Joe, did you know that you can go to Urban Dictionary to find out that you and other named Joe are the best humans alive, find words for nigger that aren't commonly used, and find out that a "pineapple" is actually a sex position where a woman has to lic-
Joe: Hey, I'm gonna cut you off there because that sounds incredibly fucking stupid John, get the fuck away from me, you weird piece of shit.
by TheRealDaddyO5 February 9, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

The place where you can write ridiculous stuff about normal word and be strange for searching up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm on it.
BoB: ima go on urban dictionary
PeRsoN: why
BoB: i want to search up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
PresON: leaves
by BIG BORED March 31, 2021
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Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

The things I hold in my mind's eye are those that you will never even begin to comprehend. Urban Dictionary, in and of itself, pales in comparison to my might.
I have posted many a definition to this site, but have determined that Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.
by Sl1pzBigMan July 24, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

Why did John commit suicide?
He was bullied on Urban Dictionary
by DaviWindows l;jaksdf October 15, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

by Jekkkwk April 20, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

It is this damn website you are on if you are stupid, and its full of people who say weird stuff in their definitions, and obviously, its urban, because it is full of people, and can you even tell by the ****ing name!? OH and also if you do not know what "urban" means, then you are a 1st grader. You can know what it means here: OH AND I CAN NOT TYPE LINKS!
oh, f***ing b***ch stuff, MAN! THAt s s**t!
Dumbhead: Hey, I am looking up "gay" in the Urban Dictionary!

Loser: WT* DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?

Dumbhead: Two boys marrying?

Loser: WHY YOU SEARCH WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW, DUMBHEAD!

Dumbhead: I'm already called Dumbhead.
by cxr4 June 8, 2018
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