Two

The amount of genders There are

Gay retard: There's 100000 Genders

Me(an in tellectual): there are only Two Genders Fucktard niggerfaggot!

by Setitoof August 21, 2020

Two faced

Istg if you are looking for this word cuz you met a Gemini your friendship will not last lol Gemini’s dont like being out into stereotypes watchu gon do about it -by a gemini lol

Gemini’s aren’t two faced they just have multiple personalities

by isabellathegeminipoopoos August 27, 2020

two minute noodles

hayleys favourite food she ALWAYS eats

two minute noodles are hayleys ride or die
hayley always shres her noodles, like a good freind

by kaka bin September 10, 2020

the two percent

the percent of the U.S. population that is jewish

Abe belongs to the two percent, so does Sol.

by 7298 September 11, 2020

Two-in-the-Goo

Like "three-on-the-tree" for a 3spd column shift manual gearbox, or "four-on-the-floor" for a 4spd floor shift manual gearbox, "Two-in-the-Goo" refers to a 2spd Automatic transmission, most obviously a Chevrolet / G.M. Powerglide.

Two denoting the number of forward speeds, and "goo" describing the slushy, slippy nature of an automatic trans.

This old clunker came with a 283 with Two-in-the-Goo originally, but we quickly sorted that problem out with a 383/Muncie Four-on-the-Floor combo years ago and haven't looked back.

by Hezath September 21, 2020

Two uniforms

When a police officer or military member dies in action two uniformed men show up at the spouses door

There was a knock at the door about 2 o’clock two uniforms and her heart stoped

by Nvious September 23, 2020

Two and a BBQ

The act of losing two games immediately in a double elimination tournament and heading straight to the complimentary BBQ.

Well at least you got two and a BBQ.

by Keno master October 2, 2020