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dead man living

A person who was put in a situation they can’t get out of.
Mike: I heard Jamal got kicked out of the mall because he is black.
Tom: Yea he’s a dead man living
by Mr.Latinaologist October 27, 2022
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dead before death

Guy 1: Have you listened to "dead before death"?
Guy 2: Yeah! It's creepy as shit!
by Idkish June 12, 2022
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dead trim

if you have a dead trim. like my bruv luke yah sorry man. if you wanna heal it do a MAD skeng BRUV.
oi luke dead trim

luke come on mannnnn
by lovely trim June 8, 2020
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Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
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Dead

by I think I’m dead March 14, 2020
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Dead batty

When you look at a girls arse and its shit
Anj - Fam look at her she's piff
Luke - got a dead batty tho g
by ..Samgreenadale.. August 21, 2016
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