Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.

by Caramirdan October 3, 2016

Fused Pizza Rule

If A 2 slices of pizza are not properly cut, it counts as 1 slice

This is a violation of the Fused Pizza Rule, jim. you cut that slice in half

by Chili Bobsleds. February 23, 2021

road rules

one of the original reality shows, this MTV series puts 7 people that they figure won't get along very well in an RV, send them on random missions to earn money,and let them live (and get in fights) together in front of cameras for a few months.

If you like reality TV you can watch Road Rules on MTV.

by hazeyshadeofgrey July 17, 2003

Roberts’ Rule

No kissing during anonymous hook-ups. Often used by gay men. In reference to the Julia Roberts movie, Pretty Woman.

Oh sorry, I don’t kiss while hooking up. Roberts’ Rule.

by JuliaRobertsHerself July 21, 2022

rule 2000

If it exits there's a blog of it.

"I'l make Rule 2000 of My Little Pony !"

by YouAreBan December 27, 2016

Teaspoon Rule

A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.

1:
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.

2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”

-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton

by ApolloJustice0713 March 23, 2022

Patton Rule

The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.

Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.

Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.

by O.D.B.O.D'd January 21, 2019