National suck a dick day

National suck a dick day falls on June 25th.
On this day anyone can suck your dick and you can suck anyone’s dicks. No questions asked.

Note: sucking a dick on national suck a dick day does not make you gay.

Person 1: hi, can I suck your dick?
Person 2: ew no go away.
Person 1: it’s national suck a dick day, it’s illegal to deny my request

Person 2: oh okay.

by This is Patrick June 25, 2019

Suck it

What Marianna does on the weekend

Marianna told me to suck it and I got confused because I thought that's what she does on the weekend

by Asdfspp July 31, 2021

SOGNFR (suck on GN’F’R)

“Suck on guns and fucking roses”
A sentence Slash said before playing a song (I forgot)

“Hey fuckers! SOGNFR (suck on GN’F’R)!”

by R3d40 July 14, 2025

tucked sucked and fucked

quickest and gayest way to clap a mans cheeks.

guy 1: What's Good B
guy 2: Last night, Nate tucked sucked and fucked me.

by Nathan Higgers October 16, 2018

sucks to be you

to hate bein some one, to hate being you
to emply that hu eva u r sayin it 2 dont got a good life.

"damn it sucks being you, i like being me."

by spider June 17, 2004

Suck

When your suck on something stupid

You suck at soccer

by 183672726suckmyhair October 13, 2020

sucking the old pan handle

Sucking a cock, while continually jacking it off with one or two hands and waiting for the gravy

Sally the local slapper sure does love sucking the old pan handle, before catching all the gravy.

by pan handel sucker May 2, 2018