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turbo piss

When you push the piss out extra hard when pissing.
John: “Woah dude, how did you finish pissing so fast?”

Juandale: “I turbo pissed.”

John: “Nice.”

Juandale: “And I didn’t wash my hands.”
by noahknigga February 7, 2025
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Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot it opens a portal to the shadow realm and you'll never be seen again, the only known survivor is the legendary sorcerer Fetel.
Wow, there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world.
by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 18, 2023
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Piss in the wind tunnel

Peeing in someone’s butt while she farts on your penis.
by Tina’s June 6, 2019
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piss joint

1. An almost solely British term for a bar, pub, or tavern.

2. When used in different context, a term for a unfavorable
position, disgusting, crappy place or situation, such as a filthy restaurant, a bad match on a video game, or horrid experience while doing most anything.

3. A bathroom.

The word "piss" meaning something disgustingly awful, and "joint" meaning location or event.
(British) "Oi, where's the nearest piss joint?"

"Screw this place, it's a total piss joint. Let's get outa here."

"Forget it, man. That place's a piss joint!"

"Hey guys, I gotta make a visit to the piss joint, be right back.
by Shakesfear October 20, 2012
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piss flap plucking

The ancient art of plucking ones public hair from the labium.
Are you engaging in piss flap plucking again?
by Lady queefa June 11, 2019
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Piss head

A piss head is an African American male who dyes their hair to an obnoxious blonde
Odell Beckham Jr. is a very big endorser of the piss head look
by B Stanley gas donuts January 3, 2017
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Fountain Piss

When you’re actively drinking any type of liquid while simultaneously peeing. Like a fountain sucks up water while simultaneously shooting it out.
“Dude are you seriously gonna bring your drink into the bathroom?” “yeah dude I’m gonna go take a fountain piss it feels amazing”
by UFried October 10, 2025
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