getting parked

Getting head in a parking lot

Corey can’t come, he’s getting parked in that lot downtown

by P1ckleBaller October 11, 2020

ryder parks

big

ryder parks is big

by fish in a bucket October 17, 2020

Parked In

Having a massive hard on. Being Parked In is even more debilitating than being Bricked Up.

“Damn Paddy. Why you running late?” “Sorry guys. I’m totally parked in! Give me like 10 minutes to take care of this.”

by Johnnie the Stick July 6, 2022

Double Park

The act of an overweight woman positioning a portion of their body out of the frame of their profile picture.

Careful bro, that tinder babe is definitely double parking.

by poopoopeepee1233 July 7, 2022

Parked In

Having a massive hard on. Things are so bad that you can’t even leave your room. Worse than being bricked up.

“Yo, where’s Harry?”

“I’m telling you my guy’s parked in. He’s definitely going to be late to work again. Needs to work those feelings out!”

by Johnnie the Stick July 14, 2022

Lincoln Park Special

When you're addicted to xanax, adderall, klopolin, cocaine, and percocet all at the same time.

"Dude, what ever happened to josh?"
"Him? Oh, he went and got himself a case of the Lincoln Park Special"

by probablyafuturestoner July 15, 2022

trailer park mama

1) A woman (usually in her late 20s into her early 40s) who has 2 or more kids and sleeps around with everyone in the neighborhood (or town).

2) A slutty white woman (usually overweight, or slim build) who sleeps exclusively with black men and resents the fact that she had kids.

3) A woman with many bastard children who solely depends on the welfare system to take care of her and her poor life choices. May or May not be an alcoholic or a drug addict, resides in poor, run-down parts of town.

Person 1: Hey, Kimberly's single. Why haven't you asked her out?
Person 2: She is a trailer park mama. I don't need that drama.

by TheDankWolf1995 July 19, 2022