Grant park

A small town in illinois that’s barely a town, filled with mid whores and fat hicks that act like women. There’s not even a McDonald’s and the center of the townspeoples life is their beloved loves truck stop

Person 1: hey what should we do tonight

Person 2: well there’s not much to do in grant park so let’s sit in the loves parking lot and rev our trucks till our small penises are compensated for

by Assholecheddar June 11, 2022

Fall in the parking lot

The gayest finsta name of all time

Alex: What the fuck does that mean
Autumn: huh, I love keegan
Alex: it makes sense now

Fall in the parking lot

by Utimatedad101 August 19, 2018

penis parking garage

A person's mouth that is large enough for at least 2 penis'

Samys penis parking garage was well known by all on the football team some times up to four would park at a timecock suckered

by gmoney February 24, 2015

linkin park

the best band

person 1: linkin park is good
person 2: bro it's 2023 linkin park is shit 💀
person 1: stfu

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee August 22, 2023

parked

booorrring. bored. nothing is happening.

"this week is so parked."

"do you want to go to Annabelle's house?"
"nah that bitch is parked."

by gayratz May 18, 2024

park job

the act of giving or reviving oral pleasure inside a parked vehicle.

“hey josh a park job from the janitor in his sprinter van yesterday”

by invertedhorsecock September 10, 2020

a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma May 25, 2012