Poop factory on Wheels

1. A mobile factory that manufactures excrement.

2. A mentally capable physcially handicapped person who craps his pants and scratches his crap covered ass. He would then proceed to wipe his hands on many of his possessions(i.e. a ruler, his school desk, his school box). Said person is usually in between 4th-6th grade.

Boy Student 1: J.R. reeks today! I hate pushing him around in his wheel chair.
Boy Student 2: What do you expect? He is a poop factory on wheels.
Both Students: hahahaha
Girl Student: You two are so mean!
Boy Student 1: Shut up slut!

by Kyle Orman August 4, 2004

poop knuckle

When wiping the ass after an exceptionally productive poop, a knuckle is accidentally raked across the large, volcanic cone-shaped pile.

I must remember to give myself a courtesy flush to keep from getting these damned poop knuckles.

by padabo October 2, 2011

POOP IN MY BUTT

An expression of frustration. Used in inescapably frustrating situations to articulate pent-up feelings of anger and hopelessness. A less harsh alternative to SHIT IN MY ASS

-Dude. Your mom's drunk and singing rock band in the living room and won't let anyone else sing.
-POOP IN MY BUTT

by mirmironthewall November 28, 2009

poop-n-pull

The act of masturbating while dropping a deuce. This shows the ability to multitask.

- I wonder what Phil is doing in the in the bathroom.

- He is probably doing the ol' poop-n-pull.

- Yeah, he was always good at multitasking.

by valet6969 November 4, 2011

go poop on a stick

To insult someone, horrible come-back line, to tell some one to get away or get lost

Other person: "You are a loser!"
You: "Well yeah, go poop on a stick"

by Mick March 20, 2005

Asian Poop Sex

a sexual encounter involving an Asian shitting on you

dude, I just had Asian Poop Sex and I haven't showered yet!

by bmnp December 28, 2010

Communal Poop Towel

a soft towel used in public or personal bathrooms that is used by everyone making excrement that replaces the need for disposable toilet tissue with a more comfortable and luxurious alternative and is hung on a ring or hook in place of where a toilet paper roll would normally go. it is usually cleaned once a week. it will become the societal norm after the war of 2023 A.D..

after defecating much runny and undigested food, i wiped my anus with the communal poop towel.

by Lord Ham Wallet December 26, 2010