Kung Fu Poo

The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.

Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.

by David14 April 6, 2023

Peek-a-Poo/p

During anal intercourse, whilst attempting to bury your member to the hilt, upon encountering the locals, you retreat slightly, making an effort to avoid contact again but may or may not be successful.

Last night, the wife and I were prone boning and I wound up playing Peek-a-Poo/p just before reaching the bottom...

by xXShadowNantoXx May 2, 2023

boiled gorilla poo

Black pudding.

Boiled gorilla poo tastes like black pudding.

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023

fried mouse poo

Crusty dry poo.

Fried mouse poo is disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 May 19, 2023

smoked salmon and monkey poo

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023

I did a poo

When you go on the toilet for an exciting event

I'll tell you when i did a poo in 363 secods

by I like beans on toast July 24, 2023

Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to crank a poo out.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023