Stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old

And without asking any questions ruined my life before it started, likely ruined the life of my mother's boyfriend at the time under false pretenses and now...

Hym "Everyone and their brother can just use the fact the I stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old to refuse my rights in perpetuity until I submit to the will of the people and let you control the nature of my relationships from the shadows I perpetuity? THAT is what's insane. And you clearly accept the terms of matching insanity with insanity so I don't see how murdering your kids isn't par for the course."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today

Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!

by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021

Weak Old Veggie Burgers

Disgusting or disturbing person or object; something that you don't want in your life.

These pancakes taste like weak old veggie burgers.

Friend 1: He's just so mean

Friend 2: What a weak old veggie burger!

by BitchenTitties July 26, 2014

Old Hick

Someone who makes it to the big stage (i.e. president) but doesn't forget where he came from.

When talking about his past, Old Hick got kind of choked up and he left a trail of tears behind him.

by dickey6969 June 14, 2017

Old enough to be her father

be much older than someone (especially used to suggest that a romantic or sexual relationship between the people concerned is inappropriate).

"she married a man old enough to be her father"

by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024

43 Year Old Moms

the finest group of men ever assembled by God

usually shortened to just '43'

a core 5 members with 3 extra members leaving in 2019-2020 and 3 additional members being added 2020-2021

"Where were you?"
"I was hanging out with the 43 Year Old Moms (43)"

by sometimessepe August 31, 2021

old iowa trick

A ruse performed out of casual self-interest. Mildly disrespectful. Always successful.

"So he found buried treasure while he was digging around in someone else's yard. Get this: he left it there, came back, and bought the property!"

"That's an old Iowa trick, friend."

by Cofveve July 27, 2017