Some guy who speedruns and plays the game Appel, and cheated to be the top player, even after getting exposed he still regects it.
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A name derived from Latin- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” from the root word for “text back”. Put together “Michael” meaning “mfer who never texts back”
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Get the Michael mug.A name derived from two Latin words- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” the ancient term for “text back”. Put together the name Michael means “mfer who never texts back”
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Get the Michael mug.Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
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Get the Michael Minute mug.Trifling man whore; a man who likes to have car dates with hookers, who lies about everything, even things he doesn't have to lie about, who flirts with and sleeps with many women even while in a relationship, who constantly yells and complains about his life falling apart because of the choices he's made in his life. He has no remorse.
Wow, did you hear about that Michael Hallbach guy that Sally was with? He did her dirty. She didn't deserve that.
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