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michael jackson

he was messed up and died from drugs but hey he could sing
mom: son what should we listen to?
me: ooh michael jackson please
the cat: mrow :>
by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021
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Michael Jackson

One of the GOATs of music
Decided to add vanilla to his chocolate ass
His daddy whipped his nigger nose
Did I mention his affection for young boy's cocks?
That's pretty much it. Michael Jackson-A nigga who turned into a chocolate nigga. Who sung and danced really well. And liked boys.
by Mike Oxlong_69 February 29, 2024
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Michael Jordan

The man that look like his own creation of his own shoes
Michael Jordan fan: Hey mike, i have a question that i've been dying to ask you.

Michael Jordan: What is the question?

Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?

*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*
by Roaster23 January 8, 2017
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Michael saliby

Most handsome guy on earth , he’s hot and all girls are inlove with him, he is very loyal to whoever and a real gentlemen so don’t screw your relation with him he’s the best you can ever find.
I personally define Michael Saliby as the best guy in the world
by ~*^^*~:) November 23, 2021
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Michael I

The biggest bro ever and God I
Do you know who Big bro I is?

No I don't
Michael I is the biggest bro in the universe and God I
by ihatethecolorblacks July 5, 2023
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Michael

Michael is sweet and caring. He’ll always be there through thick and thin. He’ll be someone who supports what you do. He’s someone who only wants the best for other even if that means putting them before himself. He has beautiful brown eyes that sparkle. He has a smile that lights up the room. A smile that makes you want to smile and the cutest laugh can make ur heart jump with joy. He’s a person who’ll listen to your problems and never judge you based off it. You could talk to him for hours about god knows what. He has the best humor out there. He’s weird but in a good way. You can trust him with ur life. He’ll make ur heart jump for joy. He has problems of his own. He would never mention it but he struggles. He hurts. He’s insecure. He goes through so much but yet never talks to anyone. It’s ironic how much he can be there for you but not allow someone to be there for him. He doesn’t want to feel like a burden or bother you with it. If he doesn’t talk to you about his feelings or problems. Just be there for him. Even if he won’t say, you being there will be more than enough. Stay in his life. You won’t regret it at all. You’ll make the most amazing memories with him. He deserves more than the world. He truly is amazing. I love you Michael.
“i went on a date with Michael today!”
by ur cool :) November 21, 2021
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Michael Peninger

Michael Penniger Is A Person You Rarely Ever See, He is A Tubby Guy And Adds Alot Of People On Snap. He Is Most Likely A Playstation Player And Talks To People From Other Places. He Also Doesnt Eat Much and Is Usaully Short
Have you seen Michael Peninger He Is Gay
by Raisingseashells February 14, 2019
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