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jack wood

A man that loves to put penis into his rear cavity. All he thinks about is the next time he will get his rear end pounded. Is not attracted to females.
That guy jack wood likes dick.
by Bradyhuch December 4, 2019
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stream-jacking

is when someone spams your Google+ stream with lengthy posts so you have to scroll like crazy for posts of your other followees.

Stream-jacking is performed by self-important people who enjoy smelling their own farts.
A stream jacker is highly probable an attention whore
Oh man, this fella is stream-jacking the crap out of my Google+.

I've had it with you and your attention seeking. So long, stream-jacker. (Pressing delete key)

Stream-jack your mama, bitch. (Pressing delete key)
by MrZee June 12, 2012
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Rear Jacking

Rear jacking is the event of walking up to a taxi cab at a red light which has a passenger in the back, and then opening the rear doors, pulling out the passengers, and stealing their ride.
Zach: "Yeah, so i was riding in a taxi the other day right, when all of the suden some guy walks up to the door and pulled me out and then got in!"

Will: "So....you got...like, car jacked?"

Zach: "Naw dude, I was the victim of a Rear Jacking by some bumba clot".
by ZeeEss July 1, 2008
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Jack Tomlinson

Over-sensitive pussy, whitest motherfucker on the planet, acts cool and hangs with all the older kids, falls in love too easy, and doesn't know when to let go. Usually acts homophobic, but on the inside is a complete queer.
"Yo do you see jack tomlinson"
"His last song is shit"
by jet.3 April 5, 2019
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Lumber jacking

{Man last night was crazy! No other way to explain it! I was taking a crap and jerking off. Aka} lumber jacking
by Brendonious August 30, 2017
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Jack File

Mental Image of people who you jack off to
I'm add her to my jack file
by TGLLiving May 16, 2010
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Calico jack

This wonder full but dirt cheap rum will make you get so fucked up you will get naked and fuck a coconut but not on a beach, in the grocery store you bought it at in bum fuck nowhere
Person 1: hey let's drink calico jack tonight

Person 2: ok how about we just drink are own piss that will be better.

Person 1: don't worry after we finish the bottle we will be drinking our own piss
by Bob Saget February 14, 2017
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