Dead man’s scrunch

When you are shot in the neck/head and spaz up before falling limp.

Yeah he’s dead, he did the dead man’s scrunch after he was shot!

by Lukiepook September 13, 2025

drop dead gorgeous

kiara <3

kiara is drop dead gorgeous

by rizzy rim January 16, 2023

Dead Ouch

When you say ouch like 30 seconds after you get hurt

Hey Noah just did a Dead Ouch

by Rhonda Evers February 1, 2020

Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain isn't immediate, giving them a delay in which they can enact their revenge before going into pain shock.

Kyle punched my nuts, but I was a dead man walking.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

Red Dead Cumshot?

Red Dead Cumshot? (also abbreviated into RDCS?) is a deep philosophical and spiritual question that has no direct meaning and serves as a torture device primarily for the Tunesian Special forces

Red Dead Cumshot? Is a form of psychological torture used by Tunesian Special forces.

Mo: uhhhh… denkst du Dutch von der Linde hat RDCS bekommen so auf sein Cowboy hut?

Mi: bitte erlöse mich bitte

by Düzce October 16, 2025

Dead Turtle

A term used to describe someone you know who always loses arguments or someone who acts similar to an acoustic turtle but not as acoustic.

Person 1: “Dude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”

by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017

dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

by Fizar June 12, 2020