flappy bird

A person who is so badly addicted to some sort of entertainment media that their life revolves around it
Man he's been watching that show for days now, i dont even think he realises his wife left him yesterday.
yeah he must be flappy birded to that show
by datswag March 06, 2014
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Flappy Bird

A highly addictive arcade style game which requires minimal effort to get really fucking frustrated with, also a phrase used to describe a female who is extensively experienced in the art of shagging e.g. A prostitute, or a banging slag
'Dude did you try out flappy bird last night?'

'Yea man I went for the £100 session, lucky I haven't contacted HIV yet LUL'

'Meant the game mate'

'Awks...'
by Messed up meanings September 08, 2014
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Flappy bird

When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.
by Flappybirdmaker January 27, 2019
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flappy bird

the reason i am homeless, jobless, and poor. All this and i my highscore is....2....
man: i love life
flappy bird addict: what liiiifeee?
man: a beautiful place that doesnt have flappy bird.
flappy bird addict: screw that im playing flappy bird.
by iloveflappybirdtoomuch April 17, 2014
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Flappy Bird

Hoeffany SWEAR up and down she the baddest in the game but yet she got the flappy bird 😂
by D. Bankz July 24, 2021
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Flappy bird

A bird with a huge dick that flaps around in the wind when it flies.

Not to be confused with a Sticky Flappy bird.
Guy 1: Woah look at that bird's, massive cock!
Guy 2: How does it fly with that thing?
Guy 3: Must be a Flappy bird
by paper boat as a hat March 04, 2024
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Locker-Room Baby-Bird

It’s when taking a “dry scoop” of pre-workout to the face before hitting a pump. Someone, usually of the preferred sex but if it’s with ur boys that’s cool, puts the “chaser” into their mouth to then spits it into yours to help wash down the powder.
Kyle: “Yo, I just ran a “Locker-Room Baby-Bird” with Ashly and I’m bouta hit a bench PR‼️“

Bradly: “Hell yeah boy, can you help me with mine real quick? “*passes gatorade* “Cuz we’re boys, right?”
by May 21, 2021
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