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Banana Split

A banana, splitted in two vertically, fulled with chocolate sirup and covered with icecream. It stills a myth because nobody has tasted one ever, even tho everybody wants to eat it at least one time in their lives.
-Oh, this old fashioned restaurant has banana split on its menu!
-Woa, I'm finally going to eat one!
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Wet Banana Sunday

when you have to work in a supermarket on a sunday and pick up a bunch of wet imported bananas that have never seen the light of day and they smell fucking foul
“happy wet banana sunday
“i’m having a breakdown because it’s wet banana sunday
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sloppy banana

When a female peels back your forskin and your dick cheese flys out
She was happily getting ready for. Sex till she realized i had a sloppy banana
by 7816351 July 2, 2017
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Banana game

A game that has little gameplay and is mostly played to get random item drops which you can sell on a marketplace for minimal real world profit. most of the time the marketplace taxes you and gives a little bit of the money to the creator. the reason it is called a Banana game is because of the most popular example of this is a game called Banana on steam.
Person1: Man I've been making a lot less money from this game then I thought i would.
Person2: Well what did you expect from a Banana game, they are practically a scam.
by Galaxy Kid November 28, 2024
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chocolate banana creampie

shoving banana up the ass but waking up in an ambulance. banana flows out of ass like a creampie
I heard that John had a severe case of chocolate banana creampie. the surgeon thought the banana was ripe, but I don't think so
by breadbaker69xd July 6, 2021
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The Banana Cure

An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.
It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.
by MenoDrive September 13, 2024
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banana bread

it means that the bread is very ugly and smells rotten
by itzSunboi April 5, 2022
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