During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.
Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
by Holidays4men November 4, 2024
Get the Xmas Anal Seasonmug. The action of 2 people putting each end of a long set of anal beads in the ass of one another and pulling creating a crossing bridge.
by CloudXlimit May 14, 2021
Get the anal crossingmug. Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
I had 3 Dortio Tacos from Taco Bell and chased it with a hot coffee on a 95 degree day with 85% humidity. What followed minutes after was an Anal Buckling Shit that put the Death Star's explosion to shame.
by Greasyfoodinthebowl January 19, 2025
Get the Anal Buckling Shitmug. Honor anal (similar to the Japanese sepukku honor suicide) is a process whereby a person shoves something in their ass to escape the shame of an immoral action - except they have to live with the consequences of butt fucking themselves, so it’s much worse than honor suicide.
“Bro, last night was so bad you blew like 2 grand on strippers” - friend
“Damn bro might as well honor anal myself”
“Damn bro might as well honor anal myself”
by Tgphelps February 6, 2018
Get the honor analmug. by Kunu77 March 23, 2023
Get the Reverse Analmug. by Thatcivicdev April 8, 2021
Get the Anal Afterglowmug. Amish anal is when you pour heavy cream in your partners anus and have anal sex until it turns into butter.
by Bryoo April 10, 2023
Get the Amish Analmug.