zero germs

means when you never hook up with someone..never kissed someone

man he has zero germs

by RYANN...JULIOO...MIKEE...NICKY November 7, 2010

Patient Zero

That unknown mysterious colleague who comes into the office, sneezes every 5 mins, spreads a ton of nasty ass bacteria that eventually has half the office calling in sick the following day.

Matt: Geez Alice, you have been chain sneezing for the last 15 mins, Are you okay?
Alice: So did you last week asshole and now everyone has gotten infected with your shit.
Matt: Yeah Bitch, I'm Patient Zero so don't fuck with me, when you see me, wear a fucking gas mask .
Alice. Off you contagious fuck.

by methradeth October 10, 2019

Dish Zero

The art of having absolutely no dirty dishes. Dish Zero can not be achieved if there are plates, glasses, and or silverware in locations other than the cabinet or drawers they are stored in.

Yea sex is pretty great, but have you ever achieved Dish Zero?

by acerengland February 18, 2021

Soft Zero

This is a case where a girl is so unfortunate looking that not only does she not make it onto the classic "1-10 scale of hotness", it is actually considered generous to rate her 0.

Dude I don't remember anything from last night, it must have been bad though cause I woke up with a soft zero.

by doubledew December 13, 2010

Katana Zero

Katana Zero is an Indie, Cyberpunk, Neo-Noir, 2D, side-scrolling, hack and slash, retro, platformer, action game developed by Askiisoft and published by the legendary Devolver Digital. The game is about a Samurai named Zero who is a war veteran and forgot all about his past but is slowly starting to remember it by each night in his dreams. He goes to his psychiatrist every day for his "medicine" which he doesn't actually know is a war drug called Chronos which is what give Zero the ability to slow down time and reverse time on death which was given to him without him knowing the effects or his permission. He also is given a dossier with a target to assassinate. You go through different places such as a hotel or a mansion in which you must kill goons to get to the target and kill them. The game has many similarities to Hotline Miami such as the story and aesthetics but is also very different in terms of gameplay.

Frédéric: Have you tried Katana Zero?
Øyvind: No, I haven't.
Frédéric: You definitely should, it's far more superior than Undertale!

by Speedsonic75 July 16, 2020

Poweraide Zero

The greatest invention to cure a bad case of dry mouth disorder or cotton mouth from smoking. And the best part is that is has ZERO calories with an advanced electrolyte system. What else could you ever want?

Thank you God for curing my dry mouth with this amazing thing called Poweraide Zero. Amen.

by ArchAdams February 22, 2011

zero joy

An expression akin to saying nope, or no I didn't.
Also another way of saying I had no luck.

Brian: 'Did you manage to find that album you wanted?'

Chad: 'Zero joy.'

by Anonymous_222 August 18, 2006