make-a-wish sperm

When attractive parents birth an ugly child.

“You were definitely a make-a-wish sperm, dude.”

by Yourmomsboyfriend April 2, 2023

educated wish

Deadpool&Wolverine reference.

Means a lie. A fib.

To tell a falsehood.

“You lied to me!”
“No I made an educated wish”

by Jennalandcreations July 29, 2024

Roman wishing well

When she is puking into the toilet and you are doing her doggie style.

Me and Brenda went drinking last night and this morning I got a roman wishing well.

by Miss Demeanor December 16, 2023

dick on a wish stick

You’re fav toy in the porn shop

Walking into a porn shop and you say (in your best British accent) “By God! Where’s my dick on a wish stick?!”

by Boski March 27, 2021

The Super Wish

A new birth control method by which a man crosses his eyes, fingers, and toes at the same immediately before ejaculated, rendering the sperm cells dizzy and only able to swim in circles.

Bro, condoms are the worst. Just raw dog it and give her The Super Wish. It's just as effective.

by The McHenry November 28, 2020

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by Adujasty343 June 2, 2025

Inky's Wish

The intentional act of breaking wind to cause pain or distress.

Jake surreptitiously positioned himself for an Inky's Wish as the aggressive ticket collector approached.

by the big horse January 17, 2012