Morris

A sexy man with a big ass booty and a big ass dick

Dam I need a Morris in my life

by Dan$Man February 5, 2025

Libby F**king Morris

the baddest of bitches, but in a gender neutral way

“damn that guy is so cool, he’s such a Libby F**king Morris”

by eggmangeorge January 22, 2021

Morris

When a drunk girl (or guy) vomits on a penis while giving a blow job.

"That drunk chick was cool until she gave me a Morris, I'm still picking chunks out of my pubes."

by Widowmater. October 21, 2017

Hairy Morris

(n)

1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.

2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.

1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.

2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.

by Maddermonk February 26, 2011

Mr Morris skibidi

Mr morris means some blondish brown hair that is a math teacher hes very cool and very sexy

he teaches students how to do equations and will make u pass every gcse test ever

hes a very cool guy and very handsome and gyat but hes very strict when it comes to sitting plans and he should maybe be nicer next time ;)

'Mr morris": Yo wsg gang hang
Students: wsp mr momomorris

Mr morris skibidi

by skibidi toilet math babay morr November 19, 2023

bob morris

some random old sick cunt who won Bathurst 1000 back in the day

Sick cunt 1: who fuckin won bathurst back in 1976
sick Cunt 2: it was fuckin bob morris
sick cunt 3: fuck that cunt must be old

by MURPHANT October 28, 2019

Morris

A short guy with a penis longer than his height

A:how did Morris’s morris reach the ceiling

by Phantom lol March 6, 2022