moon hockey

A sport developed and posted on the internet so that you can win a bet with your girlfriend.

Girlfriend - "There are five types of hockey"
Me - "There are way more than that"
Girlfriend - "Oh yeah, like what?"
Me - "Um . . . Moon Hockey"

by Foopod November 6, 2010

Hockey Goat

Canadian Arab; someone born/living in Canada but of middle eastern blood

“I met Matt the other day, turns out he’s a hockey goat”
“Hockey goat is such a specific slur”

by DarkNig July 17, 2020

Hockey-puck

A slang term for a black Canadian. Much like the terms Oreo or Coconut.

Dude, Josh is such a Hockey-puck

by Andrew Morgan Chase December 17, 2006

Field Hockey

The best hockey out there. More civilized than Ice hockey and just plain better than floor and rollor. It's an olympic sport that also has many world cups and a large fan base. Some of the best in the world are men too; Teun De Nooijer, Jaimie Dwyer, Nate Coolidge, Christopher Zeller. But women dominate in the U.S. with Amy Tran, Kate Barber (retired), Dina Rizzo, Jen Long, ect. One tough ass sport where you sweat blood from all the running, break fingers and backs to no end, and sculpt perfect quads from being low so often.

example one
Kim: "What are you doing after school?"
Leah: "Hockey practice, I was the rage in the cage last night agianst Ridley."
Kim: "Oh I quit hockey because it was so tough and I can't run as well as the other girls even though I'm on track."
Leah: "It's okay, not everyone can be great enough to play."

example two
Bob: "only lesbians play field hockey"
Ashley: "if thats true than I'm the hottest lesbian you've ever seen."
Bob: "true that"

by fieldhockeyplaya23 August 19, 2009

hockey mum

overweight, middle-aged women clad in horrible nylon clothes with elasticized-waistbands, whose husband's gave up fucking 'em a decade ago.

Watch out here comes some hockey mums

by GazzerB October 31, 2008

Biker Hockey

A game of (possibly) South African origins. It entails a participant, after downing a beer and being spun around eleven times, attempting to run towards and hit a beer can on the grass about ten meters away. The hitting is done with a baseball bat, cricket bat, hockey stick or whatever is handy ^^

To make the game more interesting, various obstacles can be placed between the contestant and the beer can target (such as dog crap, washing poles, etc). The results of this game are often very fkn funny :p

Lets get dronk and play biker hockey :p

by Hayden Mulholland February 6, 2007

nobles hockey

the best high school hockey team in the ISL and New England, smokes Milton every single year, even when they try to buy themselves a team. much better then the wannabe hockey players from Thayer, and all the other schools. Leaves all other teams in their dust as they put on clinics.

Dude, did you just see Nobles smoke Milton?

by eh March 2, 2005