When a Utah Driver is driving in the complete opposite lane of an exit or a turn they need. Because they're Utards, they realize at the last second that they need to get to the other side of the road and instantly weave across multiple lanes of traffic without ever looking and almost causing fatal crashes. If they're on a freeway, sometimes they barely miss the crash barrels as they exit off the freeway.
"OH SH**! That Utard almost caused me to crash when they Utah Weave'd across the 4 lanes of the freeway!"
by IHateUtahDrivers May 22, 2010
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by pantslesslegend April 16, 2017
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by Brittney Starling March 12, 2009
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by Saints September 22, 2003
Get the weave mug.well its actually fake hair that is spose to be weaved into your own and actually fake hair is used by all types of races and it started in latin and african cultures
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