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Meat Wave

(noun) Typically applied to a heterosexual female (although the term can also be used in reference to a homosexual male), meat wave describes an instance in which one experiences a prolonged period of excessive dick, commonly referred to as "meat," in a condensed period of time. A meat wave is measured relative to the usual amount of sex one has, and the relative time span in which said sexual encounters booty call occur. The term can be applied to routine variations in sexual frequency, but is most appropriately used to describe extraordinary spells of intercourse with multiple partners, which may only occur once a decade. Severe meat waves have historically been known to cause a catastrophic -- often contradictory -- rise in both self esteem and self loathing, which can sometimes trigger short-term reclusive tendencies, commonly known as a "meat retreat."
Damn girl, you've been on Zoosk for only one month and you're already in the middle of a meat wave!
by I<3NicCage86 August 14, 2013
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Wave-off

(v.) When two beings meet at an intersection or crossing and wave each other on ending in a semi-malicious race to determine which greedy asshole will go first.
Shit go","go","go","dammit another Wave-off","GO I WANT A McDank ALREADY!
by nobbsforlunch December 1, 2010
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TK Wave

When one moves their tongue over the vagina in a wavelike motion.
I just gave Kate the best TK Wave of her life last night!
by TK77777 April 11, 2017
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Mask Wave

When people from high-risk countries that have been hit by more than one wave of Covid-19 are so paranoid or petrified that they would wear more than one face mask each time—for instance, two masks for a second wave, and three for a third wave.
As Covid-19 second wave hits Singapore, third wave sweeps Delhi, and fourth wave grips Hong Kong, first-world countries are worried that their local supply of masks might be hijacked by a mask wave, as some extreme citizens take extra-precautionary measures to avoid getting infected.
by MathPlus May 25, 2021
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Royal Wave

The art of sexually stimulating a woman with one's entire hand using a motion similar to that of the British Queen's famous wave. This technique is primarily used for women of the 'looser' variety, i.e those with a sizeable 'welly boot top'.
"Man, I was giving her the royal wave last night and I swear I still didn't hit the sides".
by An Innocent Mind November 28, 2006
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Canadian Wave

A canadian wave is an act where two males participate in a 69 position but standing up and holding each others ankles. Then proceed to pleasure each other with oral sex whilst gyrating there bodies in a wave like motion.
Me and dave got so wasted last night we had a canadian wave it got toooo messy but certainly was thrilling.
by McBeast.com November 21, 2009
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Wave Runner

v. The act of thrusting one's face between a standing woman's legs in the vicinity of her vagina, and flapping one's lips while shaking the head side to side and making a "brrr" sound.
Did you see that short guy macking on the volleyball player? He wasn't up to the motorboat and went straight for the wave runner.
by The Wooll September 10, 2010
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