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The end result of coitus left in the middle of the bed. The combined fluids that remain on the sheets after sex.
After we got done humping the hell out of each other, neither one of us wanted to feel the cold fuck wad on our backs. So we both slept on our sides.
I couldn't believe the number of fuck wads my guests left on my spare bed!
Fuck Wad by The Big Dadu September 30, 2008
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Jewish Wad 

A large sum of currency bundled closely togeather referring to Jews, who poses large amounts of wealth and greed and hold large bundled sums of currency closely with them at all times since capital is considered to be so dear to the Jewish faith.
1. I got a huge ass Jewish wad for selling all my drugs.

2. After a nights hard work I got a massive Jewish wad in tips.

3. Every year the United States gives Israel a fat Jewish wad in foreign aid.
Jewish Wad by Arash Ghasemzadeh Rezaee September 27, 2006
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The type of person that is so gay the only way to describe them is a wad
Gay Wad by SIR EDWARDEN December 15, 2019
a bunch of gay people stuck together, who call other people perverts and they think they're not themselves
"Gunter/Gunter is a gay wad
gay wad by anyomous October 21, 2004
any sort of stupid refrence to anything or anyone. it is an adjective and always will be one. never use it as a name, you'd just be a dip wad your self.
god! that frickin' driver is such a dip wad!
dip wad by Unicorn Butt April 9, 2010
G-wad means girl with a dick. a hermafidite. It's dawg backkwards.
yo, that ugly motha fucker is a g-wad.
g-wad by DaBomb April 16, 2005

ejaculation wad 

A derogatory term describing one who acts in such a way that they resemble a wad of the contents produced when one ejaculates.
That Ejaculation Wad just pissed on me!