because vodka, that's why

because vodka, thats why.
Greg: Hey dude, why'd you fuck my sister and my mom in a threesome?
Asshole:Because vodka, that's why
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Vodka Diarrhea

The diarrhea of the morning after a drinking night, often explosive and painful.
Usually followed by a sigh of relief and feeling generally better
I got wasted last night at a wedding, had a terrible Vodka Diarrhea this morning- it got everywhere!
by HarryBolz September 24, 2021
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vodka surprise

A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.

Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.
by Thequantum August 27, 2022
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Vodka howl

Variation of howl but possibly due to the over-consumption of alcohol

Vodka howls - howling wishing I was with you but might be the result of over-consumption of alcohol.
She/he a howl (possibly vodka howl)
Vodka howling right now - might think differently in the morning!
by Amusedhowl August 22, 2021
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vodka baby

Like a coke float, but with potatoes and vodka.
by Potatoes spawn September 20, 2018
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chris vodka andre

Tcc Celebrities that are gay and are incels. @sonofagun910 @spunkurs and i forgot the other dudes @ but hes not that importnant
Chris vodka andre means that they’re famous and gay
by REBgotshot June 01, 2022
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Gulag Vodka

The act of pissing on a person's grave.
"Have you gone to the presidential graveyard?"

"I went to give them all some Gulag Vodka last week!"
by Xalterai April 10, 2023
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