Ur mom

Ur mom is a lonely woman who once had a man, (aka ur dad) but sadly he left for the milk

Person 1: hey isn’t that ur mom?

Person 2: when will the milk arrive?

by Ratas.noodles May 10, 2023

Ur mom

The hottest milf ever, she is so hot, genuinely, how did someone so hot make you?

Ur mom

by Peanut_22008 November 22, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is fat and ugly. she likes to fuck random ppl and get money for it. my mom is the best unlike urs. btw, did u know that u were created from a one night stand of ur mo and dad and ur mom gave birth to u in a club?

ppl:omg, its ur mom
u:i know

by flkjshfjwasnkj October 28, 2019

ur marge

Ur mom

Ur Marge i wish i had a margin too

by Da.girl.with.words December 3, 2020

Ur mom

Someone who has fucked me.

Hey, I just came back from your house and I just did ur mom. ;)

by JaKhaki_Twin December 21, 2020

ur mom

someone who is stupid

ur mom yeah she stupod

by joeismeans November 3, 2020

ur mom

the ultimate end to an argument.
a burn that will never heal.
often used in serious arguments.
will start ww3.
:)

ur mom...

by MarshMelIo February 22, 2021