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Upper Tank Terrorist

Someone who shits in the upper tank of a toliet then leaves. Then some unsuspecting fucker comes and takes a piss or shit and then flushes it,, only to find brown water coming down.
Since that bitch wouldnt put out, i said i had to leave her house for business. I then ask to use the toliet, there i Upper Decked her toliet and then left. Bin Laden has nothing on this Upper Tank terrorist
by jwka July 30, 2009
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Upper West Side

The Manhattan neighborhood west of the upper (59th street) and lower (110th street) bounds of Central Park. Between the Upper East Side and Park Slope in character. Its 220,000 residents (although best understood by Avenue/subdivision of the neighborhood) are:
- White and often Jewish, some blacks and hispanics (most heavily on Amsterdam Avenue and Columbus Avenue north of 86th street), Asians over-represented but not hugely
- Upper-middle class, lawyers, doctors, bankers (though fewer of the ultra-elite top .01% than the Upper East Side) successful writers, artists, musicians who tend to be more established/less cutting-edge and in their 30s or older (and if younger, they're more often than not associated in some way with Columbia University)
- Fairly mixed, though the wealthiest tend to be on Central Park West (esp. the closer to 59th street) Riverside Drive & West End Avenue (most esp. in the 70s, but throughout)
- Family-oriented & responsible, lots of kids, not too many people in their 20s
- Internationally aware and oriented
- Often entitled, though many are aware of it. Cultured, well-educated, quick to make it known. Perhaps highest New Yorker and New York Times readership per capita anywhere. Standard-bearers of liberal establishment. Stodgier and less at the cultural forefront than they'd like to believe. Not arrogant, but pleased with themselves, can come off as obnoxious. Take privilege somewhat for granted. Overall good people.
Sheila is the prototype Upper West Side mom: She's a half-Jewish, half-WASP, Ivy-educated lawyer married to a doctor, she's got two kids in a stroller who are going to a good private school, orders from Fresh Direct but makes constant trips to Zabar's, North Face fleece and New Balance running shoes, goes to regular dinner parties and the kids' school functions, likes work and is successful but always balances it with family life
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shit fucker upper

A Person who continually makes the situation FUBAR (Fucked up beyond all repair)
Me: hows the project coming along?

Chris: That idiot logan did his half on the wrong subject, AGAIN!

Me: you know better than to work with that shit fucker upper
by Nickrr November 28, 2007
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stiff upper lip

An English term meaning to keep all your feelings bottled in
"You should be more open to people"

"I can't, I keep a stiff upper lip"
by strengthchip January 21, 2009
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Upper Ass Beard

a large patch of hair grown on the lower back that ascends down the crack of the ass.
When he mooned us we got a good look at his upper ass beard.
by A to the J to the T to the K August 11, 2008
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upper west side

between 60th and 116th streets on the west side of new york city, clearly it is the best place to live. definately NOT as snobby and obnoxious as the upper east side.
theres a party on the upper west side tonight...must be good.
by heck yes. April 26, 2005
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Upper School Policy

The Summit Country Day policy allowing the use of cellular iPhones (no androids) only while students are in the middle school. This new policy will revolutionize learning and enhance the students minds with a strong influence of accessibility to the internet.
I'm following the Upper School Policy when I pull out my phone.
by Ritch Wilson December 4, 2019
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