Big Unit

Nickname of future hall-of-famer and K/9IP king Randy Johnson, thus giving him the distinction of being the only baseball player to have a double entendre for both his given name and his nickname.

Randy's pitching makes every pitching fanatic's unit big.

by ScabNainz January 31, 2005

united nation international pageant

A three day bogus party of want-to-be beauty queens meeting in Jamaica that pretends to be associated with the United Nations, but is in no way associated with it. Contestants do important volunteer work, such as get their picture taken while wearing a crown and holding a puppy. Any one can enter if they pay the entrance fee. The winners are called ambassadors.

beauty pageant United Nation Pageant United Nation International Pageant Ms Elite United Nation beauty contest

by Princess Aura October 13, 2013

United States Postal Service

The quickest way to lose expensive packages.

I think I'll use the united states postal service.

by Leen2223 June 16, 2016

Unitoxic

Best Human alive with good social media profiles.

Lost_Shadow: Whos the best person alive?
Uni: UniToxic ofc you fat fuck.

by Uni R.Toxic June 6, 2018

Unitism

The adjective that describes a complete Chad or Unit of a person some one that can down 50 beers then head but a hole clean in a wall

Man have you seen Chad? His unitism has made him into what he is today, a all star collegiate athlete.

by Jex and Joe November 13, 2018

Burn Unit

When you randomly channel-surf and come up with spontaneous insults for each show you come across

Louise: "I'm a news anchor because my head is so big."
Bob: "BURN!"
Louise: "I'm a cowboy and..."
Bob: "No, wait, this is cool. Suspend Burn Unit!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

i got united

to be brutally and aggressively dragged out of my United airline seat

I got united by airport security because I wouldn’t fly standby. Dying in the Friendly skies of united

by Shouldveshatthebed April 11, 2017