clix underwear

clix underwear

clix underwear

by anonymous September 4, 2023

Iphone Underwear

To obtain the iPhone Underwear first you MUST ring up the Joe Maclaine 3 times consecutively. Once she states "My booty crack Sileen" you must respond "Ring ring". Once all steps are completed you may look down and find them on yourself. After every call to Joe Maclaine or any other acquaintances you WILL nut if they don't pick up fast due to the vibrations of the calling effect.

SIlas: Whats that ringing sound from your drawls?
Eli: Its my new Iphone Underwear? I thought that was obvious...
Josh to Noah: Bro I'm your number one hater and best drummer in Dunmore

by BarneyRiver2 October 15, 2025

post mastication underwear migration

What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor

The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.

by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017

Shit stain in lifes underwear

Low life..

You're a shit stain in lifes underwear..

by Butter , cleveland tn March 12, 2018

Aerodynamics With Underwear

This occurs when you throw underwear or other articles of clothing down a flight of stairs into the laundry hamper. The underwear would sometimes glide or turn slightly and miss the hamper.

I was doing aerodynamics with underwear and the underwear missed the hamper and landed in the front porch

by Hurricane Dorian May 16, 2021

National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day

April 18 is the national day to send pictures of yourself in only underwear to your boyfriend- especially if his initials are ALM.

“Wow my name is also the name of a river in Asia, and it’s also National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day so I should send a picture of me in underwear to my super cool boyfriend!”

by Riverlover69 April 18, 2022

Put some underwear on

Have a good drive from Chicago to Norwood

Put some underwear on that drive will be long

by Drfunsmack April 5, 2025