Preston Turner

An absolute twat who loves to get with little girls and is pretty much your classical kfc worker. Greasy,spotty and dry-like the chicken, similar to the girls as he walks down the street

Don’t find yourself a Preston turner.

by Sarah’s July 3, 2018

Lauren Turner

She’s the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s athletic, and likes to compete. She can change the most stubborn people’s minds. Lauren is beautiful in every aspect, from her Smile and her eyes, to her intelligence and her sense of humor. Being around Lauren will make you a better person, because she’s such an amazing person herself. If you ever get the chance to be around Lauren, don’t take it for granted. You can learn so much from her. Her trust is something you should value greatly, and she is the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet. She makes life so much better. Don’t ever let her go.

Wow, I’m so lucky that Lauren Turner is my girlfriend

by Cantguardgabe37 November 20, 2018

Ashton turner

A white pot noodle who thinks he can rap and is a model when he modelled once :)

“Mate he’s just like Ashton turner”
“What do you mean”
“He can’t rap and his hair is a damp pot noodle ygm ”
“Ahhh I get u g”

by Tushooo McDonald’s eee August 3, 2019

The Josh Turner

The act of locking the bedroom door as to fornicate with the wife.

I pull The Josh Turner on the wife last night so the kids couldn't walk in on us!

by Little Buford February 13, 2024

zachary turner

My theater arts teacher who sexually assaulted 2 y/o and a 5 y/o when he was 15- look it up as " Zachary Turner assaulting girls" and it will pop up as the 2 ND website for more info of the HORRIBLE things he did to the small poor children.

1:Is that Zachary Turner?
Me: Yea... He assaulted children at the age of 15.

by Goldilocks:) November 7, 2021

jedrek turner

A jedrek Turner is my father and his name is JT

Aye Jedrek Turner just got into a drive by

by JJ 😷😱😵 December 3, 2019

zoe turner

proper proper sexy chink. has a sexy dick and is so sexy in general. a boy named brandon parr stole the chinko from me, buh oh well he was too sexy for me anyway. have a good night x x x

see that zoe turner, she’s the sexiest chink going ygm bmt

by sexy l February 18, 2019