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Turkish execution

When you and 5 of your friends line up and get head from a slut, then blow your loads in her face like a goddamn firing squad.
This girl was so busted, the only way we'd ever let her into our party was after we gave her the turkish execution.
by Hennessey July 21, 2006
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Turkish Delight

When you have sex with a female while she has her period, you mix it up by putting your penis in the vagina and anus. Thus mixing pink & brown, like the chocolate; Turkish delight
to make the most out of her period, we had a turkish delight
by Fuzzy Smurf August 20, 2011
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turkish lesbian

a shaggy legged girl, according to robin scherbatsky (season3 episode3)
- i need a new treatment, i look like a turkish lesbian
by el clandestino February 20, 2009
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Turkish Rooster

The act of waking up all horny after a party in someone's bed with what you presume to be a chick laying next to you, pulling the pants down and ramming your cock in their ass, only to find out it's a dude.
Did you hear Nick S. Turkish Roostered Mike last night?

OR

I can't believe I just Roostered my own Grandpa.
by Jizzed in my Pant March 26, 2009
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turkish phonecall

Paul and Tashina kept me up all night with their damn turkish phonecall. fuckers. ahaha
by Tashina & Paul. August 7, 2007
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Turkish Delight

A totally bad ass move where you are in the reverse 69 position (dude on top, throat plowin...) and you proceed to release a nice steamer on top of the chicks forehead.
Bro 1: Hey what'd you and that chick do last night?
Bro 2: I served her up a nice Turkish Delight.
Bro 1: You gonna call her?
Bro 2: Hell no.
by Born150 July 7, 2011
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Turkish Revenge

To stab someone below the waist. Most of the time it means stabbing someone’s asscheeks.
That gronk doesn’t wanna pay his tik, so next time I see him I’m gonna give him a Turkish Revenge.
by JimmyDJunkie September 8, 2020
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