3rd place trophy wife

A woman, who would not necessarily be viewed as beautiful, but because of her husband's ability to secure a younger gal is seen by him as a great catch.

After he divorced his wife of 42 years, old Goldsmith got himself a 3rd Place Trophy Wife.

by Slamb Doctor May 7, 2018

Trophying

A trauma response of when someone makes themself of no bother to their group, but is actively around them like a ‘trophy’. Said person will make themselves ‘ideal’ or ‘suitable’ to the others who keep them around by not talking unless talked to.

A: What are you doing?
B: Just trophying to people’s ideal, why?

by Virus <3 November 16, 2023

Crotch trophy

Crotch trophy or trophies are the product of a woman who doesnt want the father involved in their childs life. Making them a trophy to said woman. Just using the father for child support and moving onto another man to try and collect another crotch trophy. This continues until said woman can no longer have children or no one will sleep with her.

Brittany is showing off pictures of her new crotch trophy.
That bitch has so many crotch trophies, I lost count of her baby daddys.

by Irish87blaze November 17, 2018

trophy cougar

a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.

Check out this trophy cougar hittin on my man... God, I hope I look that good when I'm 45.

by fannie65432 March 15, 2017

slut trophy

A slut that has stolen a sweatshirt and regularly wears it.

"Hey man did you see Kaitlin with her slut trophy on?"

Yeah I hear she has an entire slut trophy room!

by Deluca76 June 14, 2019

Trophy loader

A trophy loader is a loader who conveys more value to the gun employing them than simply putting cartridges in the shotgun. A trophy loader might be a successful competition shooter, a well-known or prestigious coach, or might be considered aesthetically pleasing.

I have employed top shot and esteemed coach Ed Solomons as my trophy loader for the shoot day next week.

by Elbie March 3, 2014

Trophy Son

A trophy son is someone who doesn't do anything that a normally kid would normally do for chores. He/She doesn't clean their room, wash the dishes, or do the laundry.

Mom: good job on you're chores Hun
Dad: I'm glad he isn't a trophy son like the older one

by Corroded battery October 11, 2016