Ejector Treats

The candy that blows out everywhere when a pilot hits the ejector seat to bail out of a fighter jet.

That way, you may have lost your cool airplane and will soon become a P.O.W. but at least there is candy.

During WWII, the Germans were the first to experiment with Ejector Treats

by PaulAllensCard February 5, 2015

treestump

A nickname for threesome that can be used in public when you don't want certain people to find out you are really a dirty, dirty whore.

The first night I met him, me and my girlfriend went back to his place for a treestump.

by canadianssuck April 9, 2004

Tim Trees

a hardcore rapper representin B'More. Da best rapper out there and raps 10 times fasta then Twista, Luda, and Busta combined.

Jamal: Chingy fuckin sucks man
Me: Fuck yeah lets listen to Tim Trees nigga

by Chris Da Monsta April 14, 2004

Teets

Teets describing someone who is so annoying or 'pez'

'wow, that guy is so drunk'
'yeah he only had one drink'
'teets'

by meowmeowmeow11 October 21, 2011

treetarded

Schmoking the schtickey ickey (aka trees) to the point when retardedness sets in. Getting suuuper stoned, or lit, or blazed, or high off marijuana.

'yo meng after that fourf blizzey last night i was treetarded...!'

by uno suave gato November 22, 2006

treetrunk

A pretty good way of describing someone who has really thick legs. Often accompanied by a wordbeefneck/word.

Help! My treetrunks are stuck in this gravy pouring from my beefneck!

by megapixel October 6, 2003

blow some trees

The act of smoking weed.

-A homie, wanna come over and blow some trees ?

- Oh hell yeah, this work week had me hella stressed!

by oksg September 25, 2010