dump n toke

The act of smoking a joint or pipe of weed while taking a dump.

After dinner last night, I had to dump n toke in order to feel better.

by jodiaz76 April 20, 2016

Stevie Two Toke

When a little boy by the name of Steven get high as a kite from two tokes of mid grade cannabis.

Hey! Look it’s Stevie Two Toke, he got so high from two pulls yesterday! Let’s chuck bricks at him

by Angie Simone November 03, 2019

Toke A Whizz

To take a piss

“I’m gonna go toke a whizz”

by BHarveyi March 23, 2022

Demon Toke

When you take a toke of a cigarette and instead of taking it down like a boss, you just let it leave through your nose...bad times :(.

Stimpy: "Hey man...you okay you don't look so good!?"

Ren: "Yeah man, i dunno"

Fenella: "Geez just Demon toke'd...it's chill man, it's chill"

by Ren & Stimpy/Meshii & Fenella April 28, 2013

Shit-Toking

Watching tiktok on the toilet (see shitoking)

Just had a 40 minute bathroom break because I was shit-toking

by Leozard September 05, 2022

toke god

A toke god man or woman of absolute class. Lacking the skill or talent to play a real position, these marijuana addicted fellows often play goalie if not bench, if they are a hockey player. As for the toke aspect of these fine individuals, they often use so much weed that they snap group chats looking high as shit, usually be pointed out for their likeness to someone who has recently been crying. Overall these folks generally go to stillwater high school as softmores, are absolute bums.

Wow that girl stank. She must be a Toke God

by GWhammy69 June 01, 2021

toke-ulate

Then action one does while hitting fatty chops

“Tryna go toke-ulate, I’ll pack u”
“Bet”

by I love big penises February 08, 2023