moster toaster

A crazy paranoid short person. Often seen perfroming in a circus show. Associated with sideshow freaks.

We threw rocks at the moster toaster and it cried

by 2012 March 18, 2003

Sex Toaster

noun. person who is so hot, all you want to do is bang them.

My boyfriend is an incredible sex toaster.

by girlwithasextoaster February 06, 2013

stick it in the toaster

an act of simulating sexual intercourse with a toaster or any electrical item that could be hazardous to ones health or junk

Ex 1. guy 1: man i tried to stick it in the toaster burnt mah dick

guy 2: your a dipshit

Ex 2. husband: honey dont get mad but i tried stickin it the toaster

wife:and you wonder why we sleep in seperate beds, i want a divorce

by mike stillone January 04, 2011

spam toaster

Hawaiian vagina.

"Aloha...that bitch has no tits, she's all spam toaster."

by Moregasm 3 August 10, 2017

toaster buttcheeks

When a guy puts a slice of bread in between his girlfriends buttcheeks then she farts and it flies out.

"Dang bro last night Brenda and I got freaky. I used her buttcrack like a toaster for my bread!"

"Like toaster buttcheeks?!"

"Yeah!!"

by Dan McBurgerking December 25, 2016

Toaster bath

Usally found in the game roblox when bacon hairs get angry.

Normal person: U SUCH A NOOB
Bacon hair: gO cOmMiT tOaStEr BaTh

by Enoe19 January 08, 2019

cunt toaster

N- a person who burns pussy when eating.

Joey and mike are cunt toasters

by noah metzgar September 27, 2013