Guys! These Aren't My Trousers!

1. Exclamation uttered upon realisation that these are not, in fact, your trousers. Once uttered famously by a young medic.

2. Generic exclamation after doing something stupid.

(after asking everybody you know if they are their trousers) 'Guys! These aren't my trousers!'

by G&S April 10, 2007

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one-eyed trouser mouse

a polite, child friendly way to refer to the male insertion instrument

Little Miss muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey. Then sucked on her boyfriend's one-eyed trouser mouse for dessert.

by Miss muffett's boy toy January 10, 2006

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one-eyed trouser trout

My COCK.

Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

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south of the border trouser marauder

An uphill gardener, a shirt lifter, poo poker, matress grabber, marmite munching chocolate tobogannist todger trampolinist, who's light on his feet.

Dave may be in the rugger club but I still reckon he's a south of the border trouser marauder by the way he shouts 'chase me chase me' when he's got the ball

by butt weasel September 01, 2003

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