evan

A complete gay douche, likes rocks and gum

Dude, stop being a complete and total evan....

by MDRIDYNASTYBRUGHHH June 4, 2016

Evan

A smelly fucker , that has black hair , dandruff and shits himself ..

Probably shaves his pubes with a toothbrush

Gets sick upon himself and has fantasy’s of niggers sucking each other’s throbbing cocks

*Devan* : Your fucking smelly af

by NEGROFingers March 10, 2019

Evan

Evan. A total jackass. Will get to know you for a little while then later will block you on all social media. will make up excuses to not talk to you. PERIODT

Evan an asshole

by I think you know who I am October 2, 2019

Evanic

When there's absolutely no possible way to descirbe how you feel at the moment.

(While high) I feel so fucking evanic man...

by Honolulu Hyena November 13, 2011

evan

a white kid who wants to be black and the biggest fuckboy youll ever meet. pretends he has hella hoes and nudes are his form of currency.

evan can go fuck himself.

by bbgirlll November 2, 2018

Chris Evans

the daddiest of all the famous chrises.

chris evans is a daddy. periodt.

by gothgillian May 25, 2019

Evan Peters

The sexiest man on the planet

Thomas : What's your biggest dream?
Me : That Evan Peters eats me out.

by queen of everything August 19, 2014