Theresa May’s Deal

A long, tedious and ultimately unsatisfying sexual experience.

‘He made a right Theresa May’s Deal of it. I wish I’d just got a kebab and gone straight home.’

by Snowie6 March 29, 2019

thesis

intellectual-approved hazing

Every single rando: How's your thesis going?
Me (eye bags for days, emotionally unstable, unshaven, etc.): . . .

Me (two weeks till thesis deadline): **starts crying, laughing, snort-laughing coffee in class**
Classmate 1: What the fuck is going on with hannah?!
Classmate 2: Must be the thesis. . .

by zamipower May 5, 2019

theres more stars in the sky

Man fuck the saying "theres more fish in the sea" nobody want these ugly ass staking ass fish.

Man theres more stars in the sky

by Jerimiha July 3, 2019

These Damn 4th Graders

These Damn 4th Graders wont stop talking about fortnite.

These Damn 4th Graders wont stop talking about Fortnite

by Ya Boi Big PeePee November 8, 2019

TheseKnivesOnly

A call of duty youtuber who is very good with melee weapons, and tends to piss off kids in-game.

Player 1: I fucking hate this TheseKnivesOnly guy, he's killing me!

Player 2:stop getting mad, just shoot him next time.

by This is how you eat a big mac June 11, 2020

Theseus Threshold

When a band has more past members than current members.

That band hasn't been good since they passed the Theseus threshold .

by Getzby1021 January 14, 2021

theresian

to those who studies in chij st theresa

u r a theresian

by ohhellno March 10, 2021