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Woke off!

An expression aimed at people who are overly woke.
Like f*** off but aimed at people who are irritatingly woke.
Just woke off will you!

Woke off and leave me alone.
He/she can just woke off!
by Lucyloveslife March 11, 2021
mugGet the Woke off!mug.

woke the schweed

another way to say “smoke the weed” but so only top-notch stoners will understand you
i’m gonna go woke the schweed if you wanna come
by lexsace June 30, 2021
mugGet the woke the schweedmug.

Twitter-Woke

A woke person that isn't simply "woke", they also hate all non-woke people such as; Straight People, White Men, Anybody that doesn't use Twitter, Etc. Etc.
Person 1: Did you hear that Sarah is so Twitter-Woke?
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"
by TheGamingPop July 10, 2023
mugGet the Twitter-Wokemug.

woke dummy

A person who thinks they're really smart, but shows their stupidity by not believing in voting, journalism, viruses or equal rights
Mike's always complaining about racism, but he won't even go vote - just another woke dummy.
Eddie's a real woke dummy. He swears he loves the community, but he treats women like shit.
Theresa's got a big corporate job, but she tells all her friends the pandemic is a hoax. What a woke dummy!
by HB2020 November 9, 2020
mugGet the woke dummymug.

Woke Canyon

When something is next level sh*t. Usually an electronic music item
'Bro that guitar pedal is Woke Canyon!'
by tavibadmans August 18, 2017
mugGet the Woke Canyonmug.

2am woke

A state in which a person feels like they are so woke they can start any trend
"I'm in 2am woke"
"I heard he can control his inner 2am woke"
by Jerry Blacc November 3, 2018
mugGet the 2am wokemug.

Woke and broke

A term to describe a grown adult with no source of reliable income, living in their parents' house, whose favourite hobby is retweeting Huffington Post articles off their mother's computer.
Jason is a woke and broke. He sits on his ass all day, tweeting about how funny he thinks Amy Schumer is and how Donald Trump is bad from his mother's computer. Whenever someone tweets at him saying, "Why don't you run for office, then?" he blocks them, not bothering to tell them how worthless he is.
by officialpyrocynical May 29, 2020
mugGet the Woke and brokemug.

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