Waggle My Wiggle

Usually used most in against or to describe the feared and infamous Toe Shwiggler

Guy 1: "hey Alan my big toe feels wet, what the hell!!!"

Alan: "WAGGLE MY WIGGLE"

EXAMPLE 2

Guy 1: "MY PARROTS PREGNANT!!!"

Guy 2: WAGGLE MY WIGGLE

by hyperchicken licking September 20, 2023

Wiggle Fight

When two alpha males lock eyes with one another in public, exchanging fierce looks of determination, before slowly approaching each other until they are roughly 2-4 inches away from each other. Once properly distanced, each fighter releases the hound, unzipping their pants using nothing but the power of the shaft, and begins to violently sway the tronkus to and fro, attempting to knock theirs into the opponent. First one to tap out (done by urinating onto the opponent when too much damage has been inflicted) loses, both the fight and their male dignity

Broseph #1: Yo, did you see that wiggle fight on 5th and Main last weekend?!
Broseph #2: Bra!!! Poor bastard ain’t pissin’ for a week!

by pringlenads March 18, 2021

when a guy wiggles his tongue

Oral sex. When a guy wiggles his tongue at you, it implies that he wants to have oral.

Don't you hate it when a guy wiggles his tongue? So weird.

by !! gObdjrfhyhffyf July 2, 2022

alicia wiggle

" surprisingly chipper in the morning despite her uncanny disdain for hot bean water"

I hate mornings, I wish I could be more like alicia wiggle

by 9876501 June 13, 2018

swiggle wiggle jingle

Swingle wiggle jingle is British slang used to refer to a song that is so bad that it brain washes you to the point where you lock yourself in your room and never come out until you starve to death and then become a zombie bent on sticking sticks in people’s toes and ripping out their eyes and shoving them in their nostrils

Every song Justin Bieber makes is a swiggle wiggle jingle

by Dr_Derp101 October 13, 2018

John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose

the best thing in the world , a person who obliterates everything else in his terms of cuteness , intelligence , strength and intimidation . the unseen god of this world

"John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is godly , hes a damn treasure"

by Child Le Ultimate June 16, 2022

alabama jigger wiggle

Making a tire swing out of a human body. A reference to hanging and racism against African Americans in Alabama.

I wish someone would make me do the Alabama Jigger Wiggle.

by darkerdandark March 23, 2023