100% Viking

a pale chubby white girl from Netherlands who catfished and battles the people who expose her on social media

"Bruhi'm shook, remember that sexy chick from Wakie? Aye she a catfish ! "
"FR? like a viking one?"
"she 100% viking !"

by theycallmePapi September 12, 2017

viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you

That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!

by HansGreub3r November 4, 2015

Viking Enema

Buffet style all-you-can-eat restaurants.

Look at the selection! We could eat until we explode. This place is a real Viking Enema.

by Erinyessa June 11, 2021

Viking Style

A reverse reach around.

I grabbed dat ass Viking Style. Just like the way the Vikings used to grab their Seax when in battle.

by Trixi K. June 17, 2022

Viking

When one person before sex wears a Viking helmet and covers the horns of it in fish slim for him/her to ram and gore the horns into his/her asshole.

I saw a picture of Vikings at a museum today so what happened was I decided to

by Heckle May 29, 2022

viking principles

Principles in which to live your life like a Nordic badass.

Looking both ways before crossing the street go against my Viking principles. Especially when there is village to rape and pillage on the other side.

by Nordic Beasty February 4, 2018

Viking slap

When you fuck your girlfriend so hard that your balls slap on her pussy

Her: I felt you Viking slap me.

Me: yeah my balls are sore from yesterday’s fuck.

by Urban_FroYo June 30, 2021