selkirk steamer

When you eat a great deal of corn and spray corn shit all over your partners face after sex.

I gave that girl such a deluxe Selkirk Steamer last night you can call her Colonel Redenbacher!

by Dirty Brett February 18, 2022

standart steamer

When an OG produce manager rips off Robocops head and shits down his Neck.

Man, if RoboCop is off this Saturday I’m gonna give him a standart steamer!

by Bobjob January 27, 2021

nebraska steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, but with a high amount of corn in the feces instead.

Jim went to give his wife a Cleveland Steamer, but ended up laying a Nebraska Steamer due to the amount of corn he ate for dinner the night Before.

by Nubstars September 22, 2013

michigan steamer

The act of blowing vapor into your significant others anus.

*inhales vapor* “baby bring your ass here for this michigan steamer”

by terrylondon April 4, 2020

Canadian Steamer

Like a Cleaveland Steamer, just a little further North

"Steve pooped on my face last night"

"Nice, a Canadian Steamer"

by Wpgman June 2, 2020

Louisiana Steamer

When you take a fat shit on a bitches chest while she jerks you off and you read some Mark Twain bool

"Yo, I heard Brandon gave Penny a Louisiana Steamer last night when he had the meat shits!"

by Sperm Explosion January 21, 2022

Sticky Steamer

The act of taking the nastiest greasiest shit and then proceeding to wipe your ass with a wad of toilet paper and then throwing it at someone’s door so that it sticks to it.

God dammit, Bryan just put another sticky steamer on Colby’s door!

by GinnerRat December 20, 2022