When you take a fat shit on a bitches chest while she jerks you off and you read some Mark Twain bool
by Sperm Explosion January 22, 2022
A statement or declaration containing errors, omissions and misrepresentations to advance an agenda by misleading and falsifying information. Often written in email, social media or mailed to community members anonymously. Similar to propaganda just not as effective.
Peter: “Did you read this ridiculous letter that came in the mail? This is such crap!”
Timmy: “ I know! It’s a real Swansboro Steamer!”
Timmy: “ I know! It’s a real Swansboro Steamer!”
by Wxt January 21, 2021
Put a piece of plastic wrap over a girl's face and shit on her face so she gets the warm feeling of the shit. Then peel it off an plop your ass on her face before wiping… gives her a little taste.
Cheryl is really adventurous so Steve convinced her to let him give her the Lackawanna Steamer last night.
by Lackawanna Joe December 28, 2011
A Variation of the Cleveland Steamer better suited for rich snobby Boca bitches where you defecate into a designer handbag (i.e. Louis Vuitton or Chanel) and place the shit filled handbag onto the bitches chest.
I met this spoiled bitch at the Town Center Mall and she really needed a Boca steamer dropped on her prissy ass.
by Corey and Richard February 03, 2016
On my way back from the bar i gave my self a london steamer, sharted, and left my underwear in the hotel elevator.
by Roughnhungrydonkey847 May 17, 2015
A very moist fart that is “dropped” in a crowded area. The Millski steamer usually will leave stains in your shorts and has an overly offensive odor.
by Lourdes ginger October 20, 2018
When you take a fresh peanut butter textured turd and form it into a gingerbread man and bake for 20 minutes on 425 degrees F.
Ned was not having a very good time at his Christmas party so he made gingerbread steamers for his guests!
by ThroatOyster December 11, 2016