Spotify Stalker

person( usually white or from the north) who has little to no taste in music so they steal and stalk friends and others playlists in order to gain song clout.

damn that bitch is ridin on my music she a hella Spotify stalker.

by IAMLIVID May 3, 2019

Comment Stalker

One Who reades others myspace comments to gain information.

1:Is jimmy dating Sue?

2:Yeah,

1:How do you know?

2:I read their comments.

1:You comment stalker. queer.

by Kaalen69 March 25, 2009

Stalker Techniques

Deploying any of the techniques a stalker would use to find something out about someone without actually being a stalker and generally just using one technique.

Hadouken: yeh i saw what he looks like on his myspace, yeh thats right i looked him up

Johnny: deploying the stalker techniques.. nice

by nickh959 September 5, 2009

Stalker Song

A song that is on your iPod, that you don't actually like that much. When your music is on shuffle, it always pops up and plays; as if it's a stalker.

Man, I was listening to my iPod and that Jonas Brother song kept playing. I really need to delete it from my playlist. It's such a stalker song.

by yellowkiss July 12, 2010

That gay stalker

A stalker who only stalks people of the same sex.

Check out that gay stalker behind us lets get out of the car and start...

by gay pervin and swirvin August 10, 2010

Band Stalker

a manly girl who stalks band kids despite the fact she's not in band and is in love with a man who is gay with a large mustache

Justin: Did you walk by the band room this morning?
Billy: Yea, she went all "band stalker" on everyone again...

by gertyLUVSyou March 13, 2009

Emo Stalker

The state of becoming selfish, vain, and egotistical to the point where people whom you care about (ex. friends, family, girlfriends/ boyfriends, lovers, and past girlfriends/ boyfriends) have left you and/or decide that you are being too much of a douche to even tolerate at which point you become obsessed with people and/or circumstances that are beyond all reasonable, logical, and understandable possibilities.

An ex boyfriend who follows you at work, calls you and leaves you things asking why you are with your current boyfriend instead of him, and sends you an untold amount of messages on the internet asking you to come back to him, and spends the rest of his time sulking and crying to his other friends.... emo stalker

by ldydrknes July 5, 2008