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Top Shelf

I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf
by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018
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hobo shelf

The crook in your wrist made when you flex your thumb. It allows for a secure place for crack-heads and whack ass bitches to do a line on the fly.
Ellee: Aye you want a line?
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.
by Couldn't Think of a Pseudonym February 24, 2020
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Shelf it!

Sticking drugs up your ass to smuggle them in prison
Oi mate, I need my shard next time you see Shazza ask her to shelf some shard so we can get high. So shelf it!
by smokeajoint 42069 May 1, 2020
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Shelf

Short for “shit myself
Him 1:I just shelf
Him 2: bro
by CronchyApple May 5, 2020
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clearing the shelf

Girl, I wanted a man but you clearing the shelf.
by the smexy ass bish May 12, 2020
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Shelf

A unit of a man, very solid individual.
Oi gdem, Dave is built like a shelf.
by wettiebix September 10, 2020
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Splooge shelf

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex
“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”
by jlsoleil October 16, 2020
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