Going top shelf

When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.

I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.

by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022

Shelfing

(v) the act of stretching your foreskin over top of a food (example: grape) and then eating it after

How many times do I have to tell you to stop shelfing without waiting a week without showering first.

by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 13, 2025

Top Shelf

While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.

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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon

Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half

by TopShelfHouseSluts May 7, 2009

Bottom shelf deckie

A way to use a snus by putting the snus into your foreskin.

Have you ever tried a bottom shelf deckie?

by YVLdoja January 3, 2025

shelf turd

A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.

Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?

Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?

Nah, grab me something

by Holly M Schultz September 2, 2023

on the shelf

the amount of time you will have to do in jail if you violate probation or parole

I can't get as much as a speeding ticket, i've got 5 years on the shelf

by rollon October 4, 2021

shelf

adjective, verb; being "not cool" or lame, putting an end to being "not cool" or lame

"...gamerboy_2020 is so shelf my guy; he's trash on COD AND fortnight."

"Shelf it man.. why did you tell Sky I like her?!"

"this year is shelved.. can't wait for 2021!"

by kalkal December 4, 2020