When an ugly (but rich / famous) man gets together with a stunning girl that he could never ordinarily get if he were not rich or famous
by DaGuy001 July 6, 2011

by Bigbattyslayer_xx March 17, 2022

A fucking badass with a gigantic cock who is ready to whip it out at any given moment. He will take your hoe and fuck her right in front of you. Do not mess with Ralph or he’ll call the mandem on you. He’s a pro gamer and will not hesitate to crush you on Mario kart for the 3DS.
by Suçkmyscrote October 21, 2020

The annoying classmate that gets everyone one in trouble. He loves to make fun of and annoying girls who he likes. He's obsessed with basketball even though he's horrible at it. He and his friends think they are always innocent and their not.
by mr.zanewhy October 29, 2018

French Actor, there is no exact date of birth known but rare interviews with the shy artists hint on him being born in the early 80s to the sound of Duran Duran´s "She´s a Maniac".
He debuted in the late 90s in french and portugese telenovelas in which he often acted as a young male with a dark, mystical side. According to many yellow press articles on his person it was him, who then decided to pioneer in the upcoming french coming out of age movie scence that focuses on ridiculous stories with a serious background, famous movies as "Meet The Lemures" feature Óene as a young lemure that has lost his parents and therefore decides to become a giraffe with all consequences that are implied. Spielberg himself, Cameron and Michael Bay have already tried to contact Òene for sequals on their famous movies like e.g. "Schindler´s List", "Titanic 3" and Transformers - Before We Were Bots (a prequel to the Transfomer Universe that will be screeened in 2018), but since the actors identity remains a mystery - he lives somewhere in the french alps - this might take time to be realised in future.
His world famous, extraordinary lifestyle has created the meme "To have an Òene", which can be loosely translated into "to take a time out for sth."
He debuted in the late 90s in french and portugese telenovelas in which he often acted as a young male with a dark, mystical side. According to many yellow press articles on his person it was him, who then decided to pioneer in the upcoming french coming out of age movie scence that focuses on ridiculous stories with a serious background, famous movies as "Meet The Lemures" feature Óene as a young lemure that has lost his parents and therefore decides to become a giraffe with all consequences that are implied. Spielberg himself, Cameron and Michael Bay have already tried to contact Òene for sequals on their famous movies like e.g. "Schindler´s List", "Titanic 3" and Transformers - Before We Were Bots (a prequel to the Transfomer Universe that will be screeened in 2018), but since the actors identity remains a mystery - he lives somewhere in the french alps - this might take time to be realised in future.
His world famous, extraordinary lifestyle has created the meme "To have an Òene", which can be loosely translated into "to take a time out for sth."
"Mom, Dad, I have decided to have an Ralph Óene since the study was so hard."
"I have decided to have Michael Jordan Ralph Óene, since his latest game performance was really weak."
"I have decided to have Michael Jordan Ralph Óene, since his latest game performance was really weak."
by André Nymous May 14, 2013

He's anything but obvious. Is hyper sensitive with an awareness and observation of the world around him that is incomparable. Loyal to a fault and founder of consideration in all aspects of the word.
He is highly intelligent and way before his time. Lives his life by logic and analysis. Knows the difference between right and wrong though tends to make more unconventional life choices choosing to have a more lived/experienced life.
Be there for him and he will do anything for you, no matter how great or small.
He is highly intelligent and way before his time. Lives his life by logic and analysis. Knows the difference between right and wrong though tends to make more unconventional life choices choosing to have a more lived/experienced life.
Be there for him and he will do anything for you, no matter how great or small.
by ItsMeRalph November 23, 2021
